Tonight I went out. I even experimented with crazy modern technological things like hair product and a hair straightener. I am really pushing the boundaries.
We spent a good deal of time thinking of amusing slogans for T-shirts and other such banter. But what I shall share is my golden moment on the bus ride home, given to me by the two strangers behind me:-
“So he was like ‘Do you want me to come?’ and I was like *giggle* ‘Where? In my mouth?’ and he was like ‘Ummmm..... Yeah’ and I was like..... you know… like… what should I say to that shit?”