Narn

I went to the LifeLine Bookfair yesterday.

I bought many books, all of them very highbrow.

But, because I am not Chris, I am not going to list them. 

It’s true that it is fiendishly difficult to cut the elusive spring onion.

Andrew turns to the internet on clues about how to tame the wild spring onion beast.

A quick survey of the spring onion landscape.

He seeks to understand the enemy....